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CHAPTER HORSE:
By the seaside, Random the Clown throws his assumptions to the jagged rocks below. The baloons remain unimpressed
By the seaside, Random the Clown throws his assumptions to the jagged rocks below. The baloons remain unimpressed
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Re: random the clown
Fri, March 10, 2006 - 5:08 PMCHAPTER MDCXIV:
an erotic misadventure in the nunnery -
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Re: random the clown
Sat, March 11, 2006 - 1:44 PMI closed the chapter on clowns after the shrimp plate arrived. Too mant times, hail and lack of babysitting conspired to hold me without Zoot -
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Tue, March 14, 2006 - 5:04 PMCHAPTER OREO CEREAL:
3, after killing the dinosaurs. -
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Re: random the clown
Fri, March 17, 2006 - 7:18 PMverily I do go to the ankles that do be speaking of plugged maids and egg noodles.
Black and green are not shoes, but sneakers -
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Tue, March 28, 2006 - 12:23 PMCHAPTER PANAMA:
The giraffes remained unaware, largely because that information was still classified -
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Thu, April 6, 2006 - 10:01 PMFuck the giraffes. They are not mighty, only high. Weeds to grow on top of yonder shrubbery
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Thu, July 20, 2006 - 5:38 PMCHAPTER PENICILLIN
Bad sex and chocolate scones in the era of rabid bacon. -
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Fri, July 21, 2006 - 5:04 PMHeer, lemmee poot some butter on zat. -
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Sun, July 23, 2006 - 11:04 AMThe lenses troll for remedies while I saw fish with my beer.
Half whole fish go with reading frames. -
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Re: random the clown
Thu, August 3, 2006 - 5:23 PMLet the trolls see the dawn, their statues with make a good collection to the fictional realities. The golden scales of the half whole fish is a delicacy in the string cheese nation! -
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Wed, September 27, 2006 - 11:21 AMCHAPTER CONSOMME:
stained with bits of gravity and leftover tonsil shavings -
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Wed, September 27, 2006 - 11:23 AMLook, my achidna is missing. -
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Re: random the clown
Sun, November 12, 2006 - 11:47 AMOh where, oh where can he be
With his ears cut short and his tail cut long
Oh where, oh where can he be? -
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Re: random the clown
Mon, November 13, 2006 - 8:31 AMSomewhere, there is a canned air with a freak on.
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Re: random the clown
Tue, November 28, 2006 - 6:27 PMPhylum: Annelida
Class: Afrin® No-Drip -
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Re: random the clown
Tue, November 28, 2006 - 8:47 PMI sense it's motivation from the bottom of the sea. I keep it in the pocket that I nailed to my forehead -
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Re: random the clown
Fri, December 29, 2006 - 8:22 PMA forehead is something that lacks sustenance. We need jello shots to fulfull the great prophet of the anti gravity nail gun! Good lubricant doesn't grow on trees, it grows in Petri dishes on Zaxxon 82.115 -
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Re: random the clown
Fri, December 29, 2006 - 8:26 PMthe Labor Temple has a Zaxxon machine - if you pass out in the lobby, technically, they can't 86 you... that is, as long as you have a pocketful of quarters -
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Wed, January 3, 2007 - 10:04 AMCHAPTER BLANCMANGE.151419:
twenty thousand leagues under the cheese, the toaster miraculously wept.
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Sat, February 17, 2007 - 9:16 PMfor a clown, random was keeping face. i had often wondered if moisture would ruin the make-up. yea, he was a smarter clown, he used caladryl bug-proof lotion and the ashes of fire for a more "organic" vibe. -
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Mon, March 12, 2007 - 5:38 PMCHAPTER GUANO:
the lentils stared angrily up from the cracks in the floor. peach melba was no longer a viable strategy, nor was suicide -
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Wed, August 8, 2007 - 3:48 PMCHAPTER JESUIT
The horse, distraught, prepared the oldsmobile pudding
The Beast came bearing not the number of a man but a naked mole rat.
a cow imploded to the surprise of no one. -
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Wed, August 8, 2007 - 3:58 PMWhy does the clown never eat his entrails anymore?
I washed my soap in lard, but the corn never completed its stanza. -
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Wed, August 8, 2007 - 4:53 PMThere was sidenote in the margin, obviously Colonel Ramshackle's low-blood-sugar handwriting - illegible - followed by at least seven exclamation points. The only word I could make out was "camphor" and I was only about five-eighths sure about that one. This was typical of Ramshackle. We'd all agreed not to mark up this copy, but the 'Rules' just didn't apply to him. -
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Sat, August 18, 2007 - 10:16 AMthis is a perfect example of the type of shit that just doesn't belong here - it doesn't read at all like a mad-lib that's been completed by a dungeons and dragons addicted autistic twelve year old - give up -
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 8:52 AMEgo eats it's own tail. -
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Tue, August 21, 2007 - 6:28 PMCHAPTER PONTOON:
The wicker chair, dry-rotting in the corner had no opinion of the electric cheese. Three thousand more years would pass before they could ovulate audibly -
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Thu, March 27, 2008 - 6:20 PMCHAPTER FENTANYL:
Invariably, the concept of "balls to the wall" had been taken too literally and now there were splinters to be accounted for -
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Mon, April 7, 2008 - 6:08 PMCHAPTER CAUTERIZATION:
In which the Clown meets the Buddha by the side of the road but would rather kill Regis and Kelly -
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Sun, May 11, 2008 - 11:00 AMSodiumNiacin GeeseBrackt [stop]
Wish you were there [stop]
So are the needles [stop]
Headless underbooty [stop] -
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Re: random the clown
Fri, May 30, 2008 - 7:51 PMDoes not follow prescribed format.
Not random enough.
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Re: random the clown
Mon, June 16, 2008 - 5:45 PMthe telegram was understood, there was butter to be churned and trespassers to violate.
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